- he should only go where the rest of us would not be subjected to his incessant bouts of morality diarrhoea every time he tortures us with his put-on sincerity and messianic ambitions.

A good place would be in the Iraqi desert where loud-speakers can be erected (a la Noriega) and where Tony would do his stuff unto Saddam. I bet you all Saddam would surrender after the first half hour.