Dear fellow anti-war protesters,
this is saddam hussein, and i would like to thank you for supporting me against your own countries and for helping me to stay in power. Now i can use your protests as a way to divide the world and hopefully develop even more weapons before anyone can do anything about it. I praise your support, now i will proceed to kill my civilians, degrade and rape women, kill any politcal opponents, control all my slaves, er, i mean my fellow iraqi citizens, form more terrorist ties with al quada, give support to north korea and drop nuclear weapons on you democratic, capitalist, freedom loving pigs, thanks once again LIBERALS!