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LUIS RUYKESER THREATENS WALL STREET ON 523

Albert Kada | 15.02.2003 05:36

The world's most respected financial reporter, Luis Ruykeser, who was fired after serving state sponsered television for decades, and respells his last name occassionaly, contradicted CNN, CNBC, MSNBC, PBS, and others by stating the obvious on CNBC's most popular business news show, then courageously risked depatriotism with a serious threat.

The threat was that he will take next week off which of course has historicaly caused havoc on Wall Street. Please call your broker and verify this. Technical analysis will prove this is true.

Every network mentioned above (PBS gets a pass) commented that war was good for the economy, (the dow went up after the battle was canceled) like true facists.

The most shocking was on CNBC touting the fact that "worker productivity" is typicaly up during wartime, failing to point out that the president has legally made you a slave at the moment he declared war.

They went on to point to a chart that indicated the last time the US massively bombed Iraq, referred to as the "Persian Gulf War" showing a spike in this indicator.

Luis simply pointed out that "a little love" might have helped Wall Street.

This man has been a pioneer of independant media and is a symbol of capitalist partriotism.

On today's show he prodded his elves for financial truth and wisdom, their productivity was down, so he delivered me the biggest financial news story of the week. LUIS IS TAKING NEXT FRIDAY OFF. Is Luis unpatriotic? IS HE ON STRIKE? Is he a TRAITOR? Probably not.

He is generaly an independent journalist.

Like myself, Luis beleives that I can edit mass media as an end user.

Thumbs up Luis

If the rest of the financial analysts don't get the story right next week I might have to edit their reports.

by Albert Kada
World's leading finacial analyst
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer"

Albert Kada
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