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WORLD WIDE WAR III REPORT FROM TEXAS(please don't make acronym here)

Albert Kada | 14.02.2003 05:12

Government officials from virtualy every corner of the globe were joined by Iraq in refering to Bush as the "new Hitler" on a day when the dictator of the US addressed navy troops promising to make NATO insignificant in the arena of world military domination.

I was able to get my hands on that info because of the obviously superior intelligence gathering ability of the Iraqi government as opposed to what the US provides.

Bush also said that if mothers resist his campaign of terror that they can be secretly jailed, tortured, assasinated and expatriated. I'm serious. I doubt if he informed the troops of this fact.

Many government officials that have condemned Bush around the world have been fired, accidently killed, or remain missing. Rumors that the colorful Iraqi official quoted today will get fired have been greatly exagerated.

US officials at the UN got mad and went home.

Chinese officials traditionaly have not refered to Bush as "Hitler" and approve of his doctrine which is so similar to their own.

Every South and Central American country remain in turmoil as G-8 troops continue to attack civilians.

Thom L. Freidman, facist, terrorist, treasonous, journalist for the New York times said that France is being silly. Other paid commentators called them a third rate country on TV. This libelous statement will hopefully be read at the UN tommorrow. The US marine corp does however know the exact location of Freidman who has threatened their mothers, and don't need guns to kill people.

British and US planes bombed Iraq today while the UN was trying to keep the peace.

The self-proclaimed leader of the free world, Bush, also called on the facist leaders of the world to strike North Korea.

Does Clara Harris have a good attorney? Compared to the large number of lawyers whose clients who have been executed in Texas he seems like superman. CBS News public relations service saw fit to air his comments on national television shortly after the trial that convicted her of murdering her husband. He contends that Harris only deserves probation from what is widely known as the gulag state.

Not far from the crime scene where Harris wacked her husband, across the street from NASA's Johnson Space Center, was the home of Andrea Yates, who while under the influence of the popular drug prozac, killed her own 5 children.

The mind baffling WMD that was unleashed on the US over 2 years ago was intensified this week. One psychiatrist for Harris County, Texas said that she had the right to remain silent when I asked her if she was practicing psychiatric warfare. Harris County Texas pyschiatrists encourage the use of prozac to voters at large who are mentaly disturbed by Bush. If you are suffering from this weapon, see pacifica.org for possible treatment.

Americans in general think the duct tape idea from the government is the funniest attack on the US since Red Green invaded from Canada.

George Mcgovern joined the intelligent community on TV today reminding us that we can always kill Iraq next week.

Gangs of experts have said they could kill us any time which would be a race against Bush.

A US NAVY ADMIRAL was dismissed today apparantly for wasting time.

Osama Bin Laden continues to exceed CNN in the arena of professional journalism. This man has had more senators in his pocket than I have seen in person in 41 years of living in the US.

The news about the space shuttle got more suspicious, if that's possible. One big pile of remains, one small pile of Jewish remains and a sealed hatch. Apparantly the landing gear may have lowered itself prematurely.

No sign of the US army here. Seen any where you are?

One of the most interesting stories I've heard in the media since the bank robber shot himself in the foot is the story of the US soldiers who had to go outside the base to get explosives. I guess they didn't have any around the base, I thought our country had plenty of weapons. These boys will probably never be seen again.

Oil industry accounting continues to be mysterious, causing investor fog on Wall Street.

A CBS poll indicated that the majority of US citizens are scared to express their opinions about the Bush doctrine and are too busy to keep up with the wirlwind of political trivia from around the world. In a democracy, it is easy to get people to agree to kill for cheap gas. It is harder to report the news.

Albert's father said Albert is a goofball.

The US military continues to be unwelcome in the global community except in the US where they are disappearing fast.

In sports, the Bush team seems to have gotten an encroachment penalty on offense. 15 yards to the goal, still first down.

Last year's G-8 was quite entertaining on TV. You have to watch when W turns his head. Most people don't believe in mass media editing as an end user. If I have to go there and straighten those children out their will be hell to pay.

Tommorrow's UN meeting could be a moment of truth or a bad stageplay.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy

Albert Kada
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