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ASHCROFT TERRORIZES REGISTERED VOTERS AGAIN

Albert Kada | 10.02.2003 20:20

Attorney general John Ashcroft had to quickly rewrite his official statement to CNBC today after Russia, France, the Catholic Church, and the ABA formed a coalition to block Bush'w latest war crimes.

Ashcroft intended to falsely announce that he had the cooperation of these groups. Instead he opted for saying that countries from around the world had sent secret agents to the United States to stalk registered voters.

The ABA refused to surrender the constitution today, claiming that Bush has effectivley canceled their educations based on threats by the Bush administration to imprison or expatriate any citizen who does not vote correctly.

The Pope who has repeatedly refused to bow down and worship Bush is obviously a terrorist.

Putin and Chirac have both publicaly retained their right to disagree with Bush which continues to perplex Donald Rumsfield who espouses the torturing of prisoners and cannot understand how any one could deny that Bush is god and should be worshiped and obeyed.

Ashcroft misquoted Mark Twain by saying that the "War on Terrorism has not met it's demise", however Mark Twain nor Sam Clemens or Albert Kada ever said that.

Bush appeared at a convention of religious broadcasters saying that they are the word of god and should be state sponsered.

He went on to say that other world leaders are a "threat" to his regime.

Being a registered terrorist voter myself I must say that I am offended by Bush.

Andrew Fastow laughed as he walked into court facing over 70 criminal charges. His attorney claimed that Fastow's wife is some how immune to prosecution.

Kenneth Lay stated that he had faith in Enron stock even though he sold his.

Police unions still accept Bush as god and intend to enforce his vengence.

Apparantly Bush is offering to pay these religious broadcasters to bring his word to the people and says that all programs to help poor people are the responsibility of the churches that are recognized by the state.

I guess what this means is that American churches have been given permission by Bush to pray directly for cash instead of praying for war which might be thwarted by terrorists.

Bush also stated that he will not be told who to worship or how to worship. Murder, blackmail, and blasphemey seems to be the common theme for Bush's doctrine and we all know who's god that serves.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer"

Albert Kada
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