John Meyer of the Los Angeles Times accused all Christians, Muslims and all other church and civic groups of being "a growing and hard to disrupt variant of international terrorism:" by saying that "sympathizers acting alone or in small groups and motivated by religious fervor" may "assault" some unknown target. Perhaps the clergyman of John Meyer's choice wants to slap his face.

Amy Westfeldt used the Associated Press to say that an unnamed law enforcement official threatened "chemical, biological and radiological attacks" on New York City. Large numbers of voters in this city have not learned to vote for Bush and have suggested parades honoring peace. Jonothan Marlow was quoted as saying "You've got to live your life".

Deborah Kong used the AP to libel the famous civic group known as the Black Panthers citing many criminal accusations and never mentioning the Cooperate and Tell Program, or the armed assaults on black citizens suffered by many at the hands of nationaly funded police organizations. Albert is white and does not vote for Bush or war. I am afraid that some blacks in the US do not vote for Bush or war. Will more blacks be rounded up in concentration camps next week? stay tuned. "All Power To The People" is recomended by Albert Kada as a documentary film about this inspiring community group that has had a positive influence on the world.

David Ho uses AP to challenge intelligence itself by saying arsenic might be harmful. He fails to point out the consistant assumption by industrialists that small amounts of poisen will not hurt you.

Gina Holland used the AP to say that the American Bar Association is considering national reform that sounds like a shocking 360 reversal of the 30 year old "War on Drugs" that has blashpemed this occupation. Perhaps the ABA read my article about education reform and what attorneys really deserve.

TR Reid of the Washington Post accuses the state of Wyoming of unlawfully taking advantage of criminaly mainipulated natural gas prices to beef up state coffures. Does Bush have a bomb shelter in Wyoming? stay tuned.

The Baltimore Sun exposes possible sale of Bethlehem Steel to Cleveland Based International Steel Group. Albert suggests that international influence on US steel production is part of the Bush war plan.

Among the myriad of important questions about Columbia, one was definiely answered. Bush had never visited mission control as an official commander of any kind at any time before the accident even though his staff said he did, but he did stop by after the oops to say how much he appreciated this valuable aquisition of the Bush military regime.

Nick Anderson of the Los Angeles Times reported that John Kerry, senator from Massachusetts questioned Bush's anti-environmentalism program and was accused in the article of "attacking" Bush. Clearly this senator has been labeled an ecoterrorist by the LA times for not voting for Bush.

Eric Rosenberg of the infamous Hearst News Service said that Canadian weapons inspectors in Washington were "amatuers". This no talent hack contends that any one who does not get paid is unfit to perform an activity. Rosenberg does get a paycheck for his so called journalism so I guess that makes him a qualified writer. He then cited 30 year old treaties that have been violated many times as evidence of US cooperation. Eric Rosenberg plans to spoof news regularly in the future.

Katherine G. Seelye of the New York Times reports that bison have "gone too far". Citing very questionable science she said that these Yellowstone bison are threatening biological warfare against ranchers. The authorities have recomended exterminaton over the objection of the indiginous American owners of the herd.

Houston Chronicle's Mike Tolsen quoted Fred Hinson, manager of United Space Alliance as saying "When you think of a flight director, its very much like being the bishop of a church." This further clouds the separation of church and state at NASA. The article then uses religious propaganda to espouse manned space flight despite common knowledge that unmaned space flight will advance technology faster.

Marc Sandalow of the San Francisco Chronicle accused rep. Pete Stark of California of using chemical weapons against Bush by saying that "caustic comments" have been directed at politicians and the president because he pointed out that Bush was a wealthy drunken redneck before he was appointed president by the Supreme Court.

The Orlando Sentinal apparently took a poll about the space program to measure the effects of the massive public relations resources donated to the effort recently.

Thom Shanker of the New York Times reported on Donald Rumsfeild's unwelcomed visit to Germany where he denounced the entire world as "irresponsible" terrorists for not supporting everything that the Bush regime demands no matter the consequence and assured violence and torture for those who don't vote for Bush.

The New York times also reported that Saudi officials demand that US troops leave their country as soon as they are finished with them.

Catherine Elton reported to the Chronicle that the crime wave in Guatemala has not yet been connected to the Bush regime.

Knight Rider Tribune News reported that the Al Jazeera network has threatened the Bush regime with brodcasting reliable information in the US concerning the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and other very interesting information from the middle east inside the US even if they don't make a lot of money. Could this be construed as unproffessional journalism. Broadcasting news without making a profit? I wish them luck in what sounds like a protitable business if they carry insurance.

Joseph C. Wilson reported that he had direct ties to Saddam Hussein during the last war. As a US citizen I do not believe his story about what happened.

Facist columnist Thomas L. Freidman predictably noticed that the world has an agenda that is slightly different than his, including reeducation of the staff at NYT.

William Saphire defected to the past and dreamed of Civil War.

Dan Rather said Americans have a full plate and to EAT IT.

Interestingly enough some people have accused The Houston Chronicle of being part of the "liberal media". The truth is closer to part of a libelous cartel of overpaid public relations hacks working directly for the military industrial establishment currently known as the Bush regime.

The next escalation of world war III is expected around the fifteenth of this month.

Armed voters scare this regime.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer"