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ASHCROFT PREDICTS TERRORISM IN MID FEB

Albert Kada | 07.02.2003 18:35

Safe bet. Terrorists like the attorney general John Ashcroft threaten the world daily. Yesterday the Bush administration threatened to bomb a live nuclear reactor.

By the time the Deparment of Homeland Security packet filters this text file the terrorism meter should be peaking.

I have heard from a reliable source that Independant Terrorist Journalist attacks will be relentless in mid february.

Voters who don't like the "Teach America to Vote Act" are also terrorists.

Voters are scarier than John Ashcroft but arn't scheduled to make an appearance any time soon.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer"

Albert Kada
- e-mail: davecom@io.com
- Homepage: http://www.io.com/~davecom/

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  1. You have been warned — The CIA