Albert Kada conducts mediaharmonic orchestra
Albert Kada | 07.02.2003 04:29
North Korea recognized the insanity of Bush by announcing that they intend to defend their public utilities, as World War III escalated due to Bush's terrorist threat to invade Turkey which went unnoticed by Ted Turner and was predicted by Larry Flynt.
Is independant terrorist journalism effective? Consider this article and refer to the 3 I wrote to detonate this mess.
POWELL USES ANTHRAX TO RUSH NEW COURTHOUSE PLANS
2 YEARS DOWN, 998 TO EDUCATION REFORM
CONTINGENCY PLAN FOR FEB 15
The Nightly Business Report was good humored and hilarious, as a Brit commentator admitted having extraterrestrial feelings. He told his obligatory lie however when he said the "economy had escaped recession".
Another report about third world orphan investment strategies was priceless. Please don't bomb Paul Tsongas mister sodom. This program's war drum has stopped. Albert's financial report for tommorrow will be left to the experts.
Gary Davis at least admitted the country is broke.
ABC decided that their timely newsmagazine 20/20 would discover more secrets about Michael Jackson. No mercy for these people.
All the 3 letter networks assured the public that public opinion had been secured.
Police unions presented odd complaint about money on local Houston, TX TV news. Albert is having trouble decoding that one.
In other national TV news Texans were said to be mostly hawks. Many were reported to have said they heard everything they needed from Colin Powell to justify WWW III. Interestingly enough, many white southern not so brights said three years ago that the black general Colin Powell would be a substitute brain for Bush in the event of a war. The shameful Texas educational system has bred the kind of diseased mentality that clings to incompetent leaders due to racial fear. What other state would bless the US with satan for a president.
In two years, 2 sub accidents, 2 spy plane incidents, 911, war in Columbia, war in Afghanistan, economic ruin, Columbia, Enron, record setting bank robberies, the list is too long to write and TEXANS ARE STILL PROUD OF GEORGE W. BUSH.
The pope and the Mexican government offered to help Tyson chicken with their labor problems by advocating migratory living.
The vegin movement chewed grass and showed big brown eyes.
Some one on Pacifica Radio threatened to kill their TV. I told you this would happen.
ACLU gets local TV mention helping prisonor in county jail. Video from inside local jails should be more common.
Chase Manhatten Bank sent Albert retroactive frequent flyer miles with a lucrative credit card offer. Perhaps retroactive frequent flyer miles is for my flight simulator time. Chase Manhatten can offer this to the whole country because we are all flying backward in time.
But prince Bush outperformed hypocrites of every stripe when the unelected president that declared War on Terrorism complained that the UNITED NATIONS DIDN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF COMMON WORDS.
Meanwhile in Nevada Bush piles up all the nuclear waste the military industrial establishment can get their greedy hands on in a cave,(Scientifically speaking this is the most dangerous thing you can do with the stuff, don't trust me just ask your local independant nuclear expert) and extorts the taxpayers for bunker busting bomb development. This conspiracy theory is so believable that the sicle hammer dudes on the other side of the world are getting jumpy.
The world court of public opinion has found you guilty mister Bush. The game is over.
THE BLUNDERING DICTATOR OF THE FREE WORLD IS OUT OF ORDER.
by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer"
POWELL USES ANTHRAX TO RUSH NEW COURTHOUSE PLANS
2 YEARS DOWN, 998 TO EDUCATION REFORM
CONTINGENCY PLAN FOR FEB 15
The Nightly Business Report was good humored and hilarious, as a Brit commentator admitted having extraterrestrial feelings. He told his obligatory lie however when he said the "economy had escaped recession".
Another report about third world orphan investment strategies was priceless. Please don't bomb Paul Tsongas mister sodom. This program's war drum has stopped. Albert's financial report for tommorrow will be left to the experts.
Gary Davis at least admitted the country is broke.
ABC decided that their timely newsmagazine 20/20 would discover more secrets about Michael Jackson. No mercy for these people.
All the 3 letter networks assured the public that public opinion had been secured.
Police unions presented odd complaint about money on local Houston, TX TV news. Albert is having trouble decoding that one.
In other national TV news Texans were said to be mostly hawks. Many were reported to have said they heard everything they needed from Colin Powell to justify WWW III. Interestingly enough, many white southern not so brights said three years ago that the black general Colin Powell would be a substitute brain for Bush in the event of a war. The shameful Texas educational system has bred the kind of diseased mentality that clings to incompetent leaders due to racial fear. What other state would bless the US with satan for a president.
In two years, 2 sub accidents, 2 spy plane incidents, 911, war in Columbia, war in Afghanistan, economic ruin, Columbia, Enron, record setting bank robberies, the list is too long to write and TEXANS ARE STILL PROUD OF GEORGE W. BUSH.
The pope and the Mexican government offered to help Tyson chicken with their labor problems by advocating migratory living.
The vegin movement chewed grass and showed big brown eyes.
Some one on Pacifica Radio threatened to kill their TV. I told you this would happen.
ACLU gets local TV mention helping prisonor in county jail. Video from inside local jails should be more common.
Chase Manhatten Bank sent Albert retroactive frequent flyer miles with a lucrative credit card offer. Perhaps retroactive frequent flyer miles is for my flight simulator time. Chase Manhatten can offer this to the whole country because we are all flying backward in time.
But prince Bush outperformed hypocrites of every stripe when the unelected president that declared War on Terrorism complained that the UNITED NATIONS DIDN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF COMMON WORDS.
Meanwhile in Nevada Bush piles up all the nuclear waste the military industrial establishment can get their greedy hands on in a cave,(Scientifically speaking this is the most dangerous thing you can do with the stuff, don't trust me just ask your local independant nuclear expert) and extorts the taxpayers for bunker busting bomb development. This conspiracy theory is so believable that the sicle hammer dudes on the other side of the world are getting jumpy.
The world court of public opinion has found you guilty mister Bush. The game is over.
THE BLUNDERING DICTATOR OF THE FREE WORLD IS OUT OF ORDER.
by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer"
Albert Kada
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