CONTINGENCY PLAN FOR FEB 15 IN NEW YORK
Albert Kada | 06.02.2003 20:00
International petitions can be circulated calling for a quick change of venue for the United Nations. Biulding trades will be contacted and informed of this ingenious plan.
Separate US petitions will demand that the United Nations be moved to Las Vegas.
The old biulding can be auctioned off in Atlantic City, tickets sold for the 4th of July demolition, and a new temple can be constructed on the Strip in Bugsey's Old Indian Holy Land Resort Community.
300 billion dollars a year of US tax money can be pledged to enforce anti-terrorism by having a 4th of July UN Recycling Project and Air Show.
Interfaith helicopter pads on the roof and carefully placed approachways to major airports will guarantee comfort, security, freedom, and entertainment for billions of people worldwide.
This plan has 100 more times the profit potential than the 2 recent mono-sexual, psuedo-architectural, blasphemous money pits proposed by idiots in Manhatten that still don't see the need for anti-aircraft guns in the cockpits of airplanes flown by union members.
THE BIULDING TRADES ARE OUT OF ORDER.
THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF POLICE ARE OUT OF ORDER.
Ratings will sag for NYPD police fictions like Mcarthyism in Hollywood at an Orsen Wells film festival. see "The Wandering Sickness" and "Things to Come".
Don't make me write tommorrow's Wall Street Financial Report today!
The last time I lost my temper with the Houston Chronicle, local police were called by neighbors and reported some one acting strangely. I was found violently assaulting the morning paper. The police verified that I had the home owners permission to act strangely but pleaded with me to stop pulverizing this bird cage liner. So I threw it in the gutter and a flash flood floated it all the way back to the circulation center.
I think this plan is an offer that the biulding trades can't refuse. see my essay HOLY SYMBOLS AND HOW TO USE THEM.
COandTELPRO agents are hereby authorized to drop off briefcases of cash at anti-war protest sites worldwide.
I think this claus in the plan is an offer that the law enforcement community can't refuse.
DON'T MAKE ME EDIT THE SUNDAY COMICS WITHOUT LEAVING THE HOUSE.
In the near future, the government wil divy out cash to local churches. As soon as I identify one I will start begging on their lawn and collect donations for the First Christian Church of Distrust and Hatred and Blessed Mutant Orphans of Bush.
Editing mass media as an end user is a new technology in the US but I have used it for thousands of years. Murdering TV sets in front of Network afilliates by local gun club firing squads is just one in a million possibilities.
I didn't declare the Psycho-holy-war on terrorism.
Before I burn books besides the dictionary, I will burn holy symbols of labor organizations who present a road block to a positive future.
Perhaps skeptics and nonbelievers in Albert will challenge this super editor to tweak their collective bargaining agreements.
by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer"
The old biulding can be auctioned off in Atlantic City, tickets sold for the 4th of July demolition, and a new temple can be constructed on the Strip in Bugsey's Old Indian Holy Land Resort Community.
300 billion dollars a year of US tax money can be pledged to enforce anti-terrorism by having a 4th of July UN Recycling Project and Air Show.
Interfaith helicopter pads on the roof and carefully placed approachways to major airports will guarantee comfort, security, freedom, and entertainment for billions of people worldwide.
This plan has 100 more times the profit potential than the 2 recent mono-sexual, psuedo-architectural, blasphemous money pits proposed by idiots in Manhatten that still don't see the need for anti-aircraft guns in the cockpits of airplanes flown by union members.
THE BIULDING TRADES ARE OUT OF ORDER.
THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF POLICE ARE OUT OF ORDER.
Ratings will sag for NYPD police fictions like Mcarthyism in Hollywood at an Orsen Wells film festival. see "The Wandering Sickness" and "Things to Come".
Don't make me write tommorrow's Wall Street Financial Report today!
The last time I lost my temper with the Houston Chronicle, local police were called by neighbors and reported some one acting strangely. I was found violently assaulting the morning paper. The police verified that I had the home owners permission to act strangely but pleaded with me to stop pulverizing this bird cage liner. So I threw it in the gutter and a flash flood floated it all the way back to the circulation center.
I think this plan is an offer that the biulding trades can't refuse. see my essay HOLY SYMBOLS AND HOW TO USE THEM.
COandTELPRO agents are hereby authorized to drop off briefcases of cash at anti-war protest sites worldwide.
I think this claus in the plan is an offer that the law enforcement community can't refuse.
DON'T MAKE ME EDIT THE SUNDAY COMICS WITHOUT LEAVING THE HOUSE.
In the near future, the government wil divy out cash to local churches. As soon as I identify one I will start begging on their lawn and collect donations for the First Christian Church of Distrust and Hatred and Blessed Mutant Orphans of Bush.
Editing mass media as an end user is a new technology in the US but I have used it for thousands of years. Murdering TV sets in front of Network afilliates by local gun club firing squads is just one in a million possibilities.
I didn't declare the Psycho-holy-war on terrorism.
Before I burn books besides the dictionary, I will burn holy symbols of labor organizations who present a road block to a positive future.
Perhaps skeptics and nonbelievers in Albert will challenge this super editor to tweak their collective bargaining agreements.
by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer"
Albert Kada
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