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CIA LEAKS GOP CONTINGENCY PLAN

Albert Kada | 20.01.2003 05:30

Special Agent A-1, Albert Kada, Independant Terrorist Journalist, decodes local press coverage and blabs about the obvious future of the world in light of the large, if not massive, anti-war protests in the US this weekend.

Among the many victories and spoils was front page coverage in the Houston Chronicle. The article "Area Activists join rally in DC to protest war", disguised as hard news, quoted a Bush supporter as saying "The protesters don't understand the threat." I agree, the threat, George Bush, is a butcher when it comes to using english. He posseses an ability to communicate that would confuse a hound dog.

The article also retorted "Bush says....independent terrorists will team up with rogue nations such as Iraq.. blah blah", proving that I own all rhetoric, Bush just repeats it.

The article focuses on what I already know. The identity crisis within this movement is a weakness that can be exploited. The message is clear. The protesters will be discredited.

According to Rumsfeild and Bush, every weapon at their disposal will be used. Will this include mysterious violent attacks on US citizens? Albert knows of no direct plans by the GOP or any other terrorist group, but the possibilities continue to be unlimited. To make a long story a short, ugly, information leak, it would be a vote getter for sure.

My plan, in part, is to continue in the spirit of Mark Twain to use free speech as a terrorist weapon of mass destruction against all forms of tyrany. Perhaps if the thousands of anti-war protesters identified themselves as terrorists, they would stand to win more than a small battle. The possibilities continue to be unlimited. Albert didn't create your identity, Bush did. Use it and enjoy.

My own unpublished newspaper, "The American Blasphemer" reported that millions of registered terrorist voters curse the name of Bush and scheme of vengence and self government.

Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1 (see my essay, HOW TO USE THE CIA AND OTHER PUBLIC UTILITIES)

Albert Kada
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