In ideal world, peace have been accomplished between the Israelis and the Palestinians.
a survey checking animals wishes to live on either the 2 sides was made.
the chicken preferred living on the Palestinians side.
and why is that ?
the chicken : on the Israeli side they treat me like shit, I am staying in all day and night, eating shiti food and getting fat, I can't have sex and i can never see what comes out of my eggs. on the other hand , being on the Palestinian side, I am totally free, I stay in the back yard, eat healthy food when ever I want, and I have roasters coming up to me and making moves, I get to have sex !
The cow preferred staying on the Palestinian side as well.
and why is that ?
The Cow : on the Israeli side they always feed me junk food to get more fat, they milk me day and night, they just treat me like a machine. but on the Palestinian side it is totally different, I walk around in the fields and in the streets, eating green grass when ever i want, I like it there.
The Donkey on the other hand preferred to stay on the Israeli side.
why is that ?!?!
The Donkey : On the Palestinian side I am fucked up, they always use me for transportation, I pull heavy garages and people all day long, I hardly could drink or eat. BUT ON THE ISRAELI SIDE ........... LOOK HOW MANY LIKE ME BECAME MPs !!!!!!