The envoy of God this vile strict catholic pope won't give us his blessing for our holy war against the evil. This is very fretfully that way our glory troops should die godless. That this will not be happen our dear leader has decided to convert to Jewish creed. Therefor he make his dong available for a minor surgery by example for his troops. Following the jewish motto 'An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.' Hynkel call all his soldiers now for religious dong-trimming so that they haven't to die godless in a ungodly war.