Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!

Scooper | 14.12.2002 01:00

BBC Reports Kissinger Resignation

According to the BBC, Bush has accepted Kissinger’s resignation. Kissinger refused to reveal the names of his clients. He lasted 16 days. Unnamed sources say that Bush will turn to Dr. Laura next.

I wouldn’t normally link anybody to a BBC article, but scoop fever drove me to it.