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News Laws in Saudi Arabia. Read This

Joel | 12.12.2002 21:45

News Laws in Saudi Arabia.

Saudi Arabia promises to crack down on TERRORISM!
New laws now on the books:
All Terrorists arrested will be subject to the following punishments/laws.

1. All Terrorists arrested must take anger management classes
2. Suicide bomber families will only get 20,000 dollars instead of 25,000 dollars.
3. Saudi terrorists will now be known as ROWDY SAUDIS.
4. Terrorist cells will only be allowed one Big Screen TV per cell!
5. All vehicles used in bombings will be ticketed and towed at owner's expense.
6. All terrorists caught will spend 1 week in jail *ouch*
7. All convicted terrorists will only be allowed 71 virgins in heaven, instead of the 72 virgins the Palestinians get. The Saudi's will really be pissed at that.
8. Saudi Arabia laws will now say, only 3000 Jews didn't show up at the World Trade Center on Sep 11th, instead of 4000.

Joel

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  1. ho ho highly satirical — -