Tesco Spider Horror
for the record | 29.11.2002 14:43
        
        This week has seen the shocking, yet underreported news that fruit suppliers to major capitalist TESCO have been putting SPIDERS in grapes deliberately
      
    
     
    
        
        For years, apocryphal stories from the suburbs have appeared about poisinous spiders turning up in supermarket bananas and grapes; however, it seems this was deliberate all along, being some supplier twats's idea of organic pest control. We are assured that the bunches of fruit are hand-checked before export (so some underpaid local worker gets bitten, rather than the shopper, one supposes). Starnger than fiction ? You might think so...
      
    
  
      
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