Today Her Majesty the Queen lectures the nation on crime, disorder and anti-social behaviour. This woman, whose son covered-up male rape in his household, claims to condemn violent crime.

Her daughter is a maniac at the wheel and allows dangerous dogs to maul children, but the Queen preaches to us about parental responsibility and morality.

She interferes with the due process of law and prevents an inquiry into her daughter-in-law’s murder, yet she advises us on how the Criminal Justice System should work.

Her racist husband has a foul mouth and would like to see two-thirds of the World’s population culled, to protect the precious wildlife which he likes to shoot, still, the Queen warns us about the consequences of anti-social, loutish behaviour, while her grandson is on drugs.

We don’t feel safe anymore apparently, and that is due to the ‘Dark Forces’ which the Queen revealed operates in the shadows, manipulating Affairs of State, the same ones who wrote her speech.