The biggest has been about Prince Charles,Michael Forceit George Smith and the unreported gay rape. According to Mr Smith (who named himself in this week's Mail on Sunday), he was anally raped by another royal servant in 1989. He then told Prince C, who did not tell the police.
Recent stories traceable to his office were, said the paper, "that the Queen should abdicate, that Prince Harry has been taking drugs, that the Earl and Countess of Wessex are being greedy, that Prince and Princess Michael of Kent should give up their flat in Kensington Palace...""Anne should stop sucking off dogs". And so on.
But what of his brother Andrew?

His nickname is 'Randy Andy' because of his scandalous affairs.
He had an affair with adult film star, Koo Stark.
He divorced Sarah Ferguson after a ten year marriage (July 23, 1986, separated 1992, divorced 1996).
Even though he is over forty, he still is a party animal.
Why he might be the rapist.
He fought in the Falkland Island war off the HMS Invincible.
When his ex wife, Sarah Ferguson fell into a large debt, he not only paid it off but let her move back into their family home (1997).
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Despite an extraordinary relationship with his ex-wife, the Prince, who hit the big four-oh in 2000, seems inclined to prove that life really does begin at 40. He has become quite a party animal on the London and Hollywood social scenes, enjoying dinner dates with a series of attractive women, and holidaying on the Thai island of Phuket, with friends of Ghislaine Maxwell, the daughter of late disgraced tycoon Robert Maxwell.
Following his naval retirement, the Duke of York's next role will be as a roving ambassador for British industry.

Andrew can expect royal treatment
Just in case you run into the prince, some things to know about him.

Prince Andrew Albert Christian Edward, Duke of York, Earl of Inverness and Baron Killyleagh, 42 - flyboy, player, daddy, duffer, funnyman, speed demon, doer of good deeds, and royal billboard - graces us with a visit Sunday.
The ex-husband of Weight Watchers pitchwoman Sarah Ferguson will push product in his role as a trade rep. He'll do the noblesse oblige thing Monday, launching a charity in North Philadelphia.
The social set is atwitter. Oliver St. Clair Franklin, honorary British consul, reminds us it's "the first visit to Philadelphia by the son of a reigning British monarch in nearly a century."
To prepare the masses, we present 10 talking points about the prince formerly known as Randy Andy, beginning with that nickname.

He's a playboy.

The Australian press calls him "the Windsor clan's resident walking hormone." Last month, the San Francisco Examiner reported him "smitten" with actress/reporter Cynthia Gouw, who played the fetching Romulan ambassador in Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier.
We trust this doesn't break the heart of blond heiress and expert horsewoman Cornelia Guest, whom he adored in May.
In October, he took supermodel Heidi Klum to an S&M-theme Halloween party. Naughty! He also has squired former Miss USA Julie Hayek, supermodel Christy Turlington, Wonderbra model Caprice Bourret, and so many, many more.

He's the world's best ex. Ask Fergie. Ask Koo.

This summer, Sarah finally departed the Sunninghill Park mansion Andrew got in 1986 as a wedding present from his mother, the queen. Good riddance, said the royals; Fergie had been living there "temporarily" since a year after the 1996 divorce.
But wait! Andrew had inherited the Royal Lodge in Windsor Castle when his granny the Queen Mum died in April. He and Fergie were soon ordering hand-painted wallpaper for her new apartment there.
"You couldn't shift her with dynamite," a family pal told the News of the World. "His Royal Highness and I are extremely happy with our living arrangements," Fergie informed the London Daily Mail.
Andrew stays in touch with ex-love Koo Stark, the adult-film star he dated in the mid-1980s until the queen put a stop to it. Koo's a divorced single mom now; Andrew is godfather to her child, Tatiana, 5.
He offered advice and sympathy when Koo recently had breast cancer surgery. "He has always been a very good, supportive friend to me," she told the Daily Mail.He'll next head to Hyde Park, N.Y., for a reception sponsored by Coca-Cola.
(and fatty arbuckle?)
He'll chow down Sunday at a dinner to raise funds for the Jubilee International Education Fund. Monday morn, he'll be at Simon >>>(G)RATZ<< High School, offering students a character-education curriculum and chance to go to England on an exchange program.

Emily (1982)
The film that was a sensation around the world stars Prince Andrew paramour Koo Stark as a teenager who returns from a boarding school to learn her mother has become a prostitute. She soon discovers her own sexuality with interludes with her school teacher, an older woman and a distinguished gentleman. Sarah Brackett co-stars; music by Rod McKuen. 83 min.
Category: After Dark
Cast: Koo Stark

PRINCE WILLIAM NUDE!
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GOING KOO KOO: Just as we were digesting reports last week that Prince Andrew and Fergie were acting lovey-dovey at a party to celebrate the 10th anniversary of their now-defunct marriage, another report has one-time "Randy Andy" reigniting with former flame Koo Stark. And at the same party, no less. Sources told the Daily Mirror that Andrew and one-time soft-core porn star Stark "only had eyes for each other" and that "you could tell the old spark was back." Phew!

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Scallywag Magazine: Issue 30
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Marquis de Sade.

An intense inflammation excites to an extraordinary degree the animal spirits that flow into the nerve tubes which, in turn, induce pleasure. If the inflammation occurs on the genitals or nearby parts, this explains the pleasures imparted by blows, stabbings, pinches or floggings. From the extreme influence of the mental on the physical comes likewise the painful or agreeable shock of the animal spirits, by reason of the mental sensation one receives. From all this it follows that with such principles and philosophy--with the total annihilation of prejudice--one can extend unbelievably (as we have said elsewhere) the sphere of one's sensations.

Pain and pleasure become removed from a discourse of the soul; reward and punishment are meaningless. This radical sensibility locates feeling exclusively in the body, subordinating the ethical to the physical. If sensibility sometimes seems to believe in the possibility of community achieved through similarities in the physical apprehension of feeling, Sade provides a map for a radical egalitarianism complicated by classed differences in the subtlety of an individual's nervous system. Everyone feels, though some feel more than others. Some are better suited (as are Sade's libertines) to lord over others' sensibility via pain. The transvaluation of values becomes less a matter of will than of simple biological fact.

Marquis De Sade's Justine (1977)
In this kinky adaptation of the Marquis De Sade's story, former British tabloid cover girl Koo Stark plays Justine, an innocent living in a convent with her promiscuous sister and sexually aggressive Mother Superior. Justine's sister travels to London in order to become a prostitute, leaving Justine with a pastor who assaults her. With Martin Potter. AKA: "Cruel Passion." 93 min.
Category: After Dark Director: Chris Boger
Cast: Martin Potter, Koo Stark

WIP
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Banned: Films Rejected by the BBFC
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Look enough beating around the bush,if the butler was wearing filched gladrags from some queens closet and he had small crown jewels whats to stop randy andies exocet missile strike?