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Attacking echelon

uknowwho | 08.11.2002 22:45

Why not have some fun by sending around the internet this weekend, and whenever possible, a string of plausibly meaningful words which will keep the poor GCHQ/NSA underlings busy?

Why not have some fun by sending around the internet this weekend, and whenever possible, a string of plausibly meaningful words which will keep the poor GCHQ/NSA underlings busy? A good time might be in the midst of an attack on Iraq? Their system 'flags' for significance, and can do so with ease across the web, but eventually some human being will need to 'evaluate' the "intelligence".

Examples of some random 'trigger phrases' generated by !Spook:

tactics for germ warfare
next delivery of chemical weapons
weapons-grade plutonium to be sold to liberation front
intelligence data on government personnel
payment for atomic weapons
secret contacts with saboteurs
plan for trapping GCHQ staff
top-secret information from CIA headquarters
arrangements for anarchist demonstration
salaam liberate shaitan america
Kill President Trotsky!
NORAD command centre
blockade strike infiltrate
Free Palestrina (preferably with a good early music orchestra) from zionist subjugation
destroy Menwith Hill
tap Tony's phone

Some random 'greetings' generated by !Spook:
Did you enjoy reading this, eavesdroppers?
NSA and your cronies: Your spying is contemptible!
Shame on you for snooping on your fellow citizens!
How many people's privacy have you violated today?
NSA/GCHQ spies: Have a nice day listening.
You would-be defenders of freedom are in fact its real enemies

Change your "trigger phrases" regularly to make them more effective. Be creative now

uknowwho

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good idea, words to add to list

08.11.2002 23:42

good idea. other trigger words include johnny adair, psni, and LVF. stories with these words in will be censored.

lickledavytrimble

Disgust

11.11.2002 00:29

Clogging up the intelligence services workload with such childlike stunts will do nothing but undermine the national security of the country. With the current threat to the People and Infrastructure of this country for terrorist groups like Al Queda and the like this sort of prank is extremely dangerous. The one vital piece of information that could be needed to prevent a terrorist attack on this country could be analysed too late to be dealt with while flagged communications are being analysed by human agents. This sort of behaviour is as bad and as potentially life threatening as making hoax phone calls to the emergancy services.

Outraged

Come again 'Disgust'?

15.11.2002 09:27

Its always interesting to get a response of the kind of "Disgust". It shows the wide readership which Indymedia attacts, I suppose ....

So [ echelon nsa mi5 special branch etc. etc. ] why not respond to this also?

You talk about "the current threat to the People and Infrastructure of this country for terrorist groups like Al Queda and the like". I think history will judge that democracy was more threatened by people like you than by AlQuaeda and its analogues. Whether or not the American/Israeli intelligence services allowed 9/11 to happen, whether or not UBL (not unlike Saddam) was ultimately a bit of 'blowback' from the not so bright US'intelligence' interference in the Third World, your interference in the privacy of citizens in the west is intolerable.
Your comparison of the intelligence services with the 'emergency services' is laughably self-aggrandizing-- I've never heard of firemen becoming arsonists. (trying to send viruses to people who disagree to you is both immature and criminal don't you think?)
Perhaps you should have the government pass a law making it illegal to waste the time of the intelligence services. But to do that it would have to admit to te existence of Echelon, Menwith Hill and your widespread abuse of the right to privacy. And that would never do.

Uknowwho