Chancellor Gordon Bown has decided to force people into unsavory jobs where the staff turnover rate has always been traditionally high.
The unemployed will be given advice and training, plus help with basic work skills such as arse licking and
subserviency, implied Mr Brown.
He is also planning to force people to take up positions with employers on contract to companies who are seeking to save money by temping out positions so that they do not have to pay wages that match those of their permanent staff. Unions have been aware of this practice for some time but have been castrated since the last British civil war in the 1980's.

Can't live like that
Won't live like that

Many people are currently unemployed because the jobs on
offer are a combination of both unsavory and poorly paid. However, not all unsavory jobs are poorly paid as their is never any shortage of people to fill councils refuse collection posts for example.
Protestors against these measures will be found standing outside job centres under the slogan: Can't live like that, won't live like that. They will do this until their benifits are cut off and the police move them on to tidy up the urban environment.