Isn't globalization wonderful? Now you Brits too can enjoy watching the same spectacle as US of Amerikkkar: You too can watch our Great White Father as he struts and frets upon the great new stageset of history, the former Amerikkkar plantation house. Oh, you tried to burn the White House down once, but we've forgiven you now. In fact, we are going to make your head honcho an honorary pet of our Great White Father. Soon our Great White Father will launch his War for the Amerikkkar democracy and the cheap oil needed to keep it running. Thanks to the support of your Prime Poodle, our Great White Father will be able to proudly proclaim that he has assembled a Coalition for his war, which saves us a lot of face! (Not that he actually needs any material support from his little British poodle.)

So here's to all you folks in Airstrip One, and your affectionate little Prime Poodle, for making the job of our Great White Father just a little easier.