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Army recruitment drive thwarted!

GUIDO | 01.10.2002 13:13

British Army defeated by hippies!! (article 1)

Army recruitment drive thwarted!
Army recruitment drive thwarted!

Army recruitment drive thwarted!
Army recruitment drive thwarted!

Army recruitment drive thwarted!
Army recruitment drive thwarted!

Army recruitment drive thwarted!
Army recruitment drive thwarted!

Army recruitment drive thwarted!
Army recruitment drive thwarted!


Today in Brixton the local job centre invited a british army recruitment team to come to the job centre and take a few clients off their hands. Anyone joining up was no longer the responsibility of the DSS especially if they were dead. Local peace activists had other ideas and mounted a demo outside. In the face of this ferocious opposition the army packed up and left after a mere 25 mins. Rumours that Saddam Hussains Repulican Guard are now training with pink and yellow placards are not yet confirmed.

GUIDO

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Good idea, Stop Recruiting for the British Army!

30.01.2009 18:55

Outstanding ideas some people have when they have no bigger picture in their minds than what happened last night on Emmerdale. The big picture is slightly harder to resolve, especially when it goes beyond the end of some peoples driveway. "Stop the War?", why, so a lesser trained Military Force can go in and make the world even more unstable. The British Army is right up there with the best in the world, if not, the best, we are able to introduce a solution with a hard hand and still show compassion, and this is the amazing part, they are just like everyone else in the UK, because it's the way the British are that enables us to be so effective in any situation.

So, back to the "Tree Hugging" solution, yep that will make all the bad guys go away won't it..........................errr, no, the big picture says it will get worse, because if we just lower our heads and run away like all you banner waving types, it will only get worse, the drugs on the street will get worse, the terrorist activity will continue,.........................did you not manage to figure out that actually there are as many loonies wanting to blow us all up as there are people wanting to dye their hair pink and sing songs about love and kittens, or did you turn the local news off by then?

Oil, might have a little bit to do with it, drugs, over 90% of the stuff comes from or via Afghanistan. If fact, i think you are all right, and your way would be better, lets send the Samaritans to deal with it all, that'll show them, just one thing wrong with that, they will be excecuted for being a different religion. DAM, forgot about that one, oh well back to Plan A, The Army, wierd how things go full circle is it not, just to recap for all the flower arangers out there. People have been scrapping at different levels since the start of time, and when the Sun gets cold and the world freezes over, guess what, the Armies of the world will be handing out blankets..........still be scrapping, but they'll make time, as ever, to look after the people who just criticise. TTFN.

Sean Hollier
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