Skip to content or view screen version

Why KFC is not KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN ANYMORE

A happenin' hippy in downtown hereford! | 20.07.2002 13:29

KFC are no longer allowed to call any of their products 'chicken' anything because they're not chicken, they are genetically mutated organisms! Read more here.

KFC has been a part of the American traditions for many
years. Many people, day in and day out, eat at KFC religiously. Do they
really know what they are eating?
During a recent study of KFC done at the University of New Hampshire,
they found some very upsetting facts. First of all, has anybody noticed
that just recently, the company has changed their name?

Kentucky Fried Chicken has become KFC. Does anybody know why?
We thought the real reason was because of the "FRIED" food issue.
IT'S NOT! !

The reason why they call it KFC is because they can not use the word
chicken anymore. Why?
KFC does not use real chickens. They actually use genetically manipulated
organisms. These so called "chickens" are kept alive by tubes inserted
into their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They have no beaks, no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is
dramatically
shrunk to get more meat out of them. This is great for KFC.

Because they do not have to pay so much for their production costs.
There is no more plucking of the feathers or the removal of the beaks and
feet. The government has told them to change all of their menus so they do
not say chicken anywhere. If you look closely you will notice this.

Listen to their commercials, I guarantee you will not see or hear the word
chicken. I find this matter to be very disturbing.
I hope people will start to realize this and let other people know.

A happenin' hippy in downtown hereford!

Comments

Hide the following 3 comments

Hoax

20.07.2002 14:45

You're just repeating a hoax that's been kicking around the net for a couple of years. It's rubbish.
 http://www.unh.edu/BoilerPlate/kfc.html

They also mention the "c-word" plenty on their site:
 http://www.kfc.com/about/facts.htm

There are lots of sound reasons for not eating at KFC though, or any other fast food dump. Read Eric Schlosser's "Fast Food Nation", if you can bear to. The truth is far worse than fiction in this case.

 http://www.mcspotlight.org/media/books/schlosser.html

Jon


hur hur hur

20.07.2002 15:30

Think about it. If they are actually using genetically modified organisms which merely reproduce the meat and bones of the chicken, then that eliminates the necessity of actually rearing and killing the little fuckers. With this technology, we could end all animal cruelty that results from mankind's eating habits. And, since the Stalinist hagiography insists that I was a big fan of cats and children, (in what order I don't know), any advance in the cause of fluffy-wuffy little animals will undoubtedly bring a smile to my elbalmed corpse.

lenin
mail e-mail: lenin138@yahoo.co.uk


not so implausible though, is it !

20.07.2002 15:50

This is the problem eith the best hoaxes, in that they COULD be true (and may be one day !) Think of the old joke election candidate Lord Sutch; quite a bit of what he put forward in "Raving Loony" manifestos has become reality.

Acorn Tributor