Banana Republicans, Stock Market Crashes
Gap Generations, World Trade Center Ashes
Sweat Shop Shenanigans, Corporate Snitches
Apple Stock Options, Abercrombie & Bitches
Starbucks Addictions, Executive Greed
Monsanto Corn Ears, Burger King Feed
General Electric, Vice President Energy
Searle Pharmaceuticals, CEO Synergy
Sweaters by Nike, Portfolio Big Bust
Microsoft Antitrust, Mister Ashcroft Mistrust
Bullets by Bennetton, Kenneth Cole Blues
Mattel Bulimia, Martha Stewart Stews
Dell Dudes in Doldrums, Global Currency Woes
Scandalized CEOs, WTO Lows
Commodities Fading, Futures Uncertain
Insider Trading, Inside Halliburton
Inefficient Management, Beneficent Boards
Embattled Embezzlers, White Collar Fraud
Black & Decker, Black & White, Presidential Joke
Texas Rangers, Harken Energy, Diet Pepsi, Coke
Patents, Trademarks, Casual Fridays, Low Class Action Suit
IMF, Monopoly, Trivial Pursuit