ZIONAZIS are engaged in a secret military/space program (funded in part by the US) to colonize Mars a reputable source has revealed. Recent telescope readings have observed condominiums with swimming pools being built on the surface of the planet. Martians, the indigenous population, are outraged and have begun a serious of self-implosion attacks in which green slime is sprayed across the contruction sites. But don't trust the media to tell you what's going on because they are covertly anti-Martian and pro-ZIONAZIS. International opinion against this latest outrage by the ZIONAZIS must be mobilized. Tell the ZIONAZIS, hands off Mars!