ZIONAZIS have abducted Jennifer Love Hewitt and Josh Hartnett's lovechild confirmed sources report. Jennifer Love Hewitt has been attempting to keep her child born out of wedlock with rising star Josh Hartnett a secret and has delivered the child in her Bel Air mansion. As the child (a baby boy) was lying asleep ZIONAZIS filth crept into the house and abducted the boy to Jerusalem where he has already been circumsized according to trusted sources. The abductors plan to bar mitzvah the child when he old enough and to use him as an IDF assassin in Israel's continuing genocide against the Palestinian people. International opionion must be mobilized to denounce this latest heinous crime of the ZIONAZIS! Tell Israel to hand over Jennifer Love Hewitt and Josh Hartnett's lovechild now!