Pet Hates: Pigeon Myths Challenged
W S Derfty | 20.06.2002 15:20
One- time socialist and self- proclaimed Mayor of London Ken Livingstone has repeated history as farce.
Years ago he was famous for his (arguably) principled stands for the ethnic minorities and their political campaigns. Now all that is gone, and to a new generation he will be known as the man who tried to wipe out the pigeons of Trafalgar Sq.
Why precisely he decided to waste time on such a pointless, vindictive exercise is a mystery. However, the odd silence and lack of criticism among the radical thinking sector suggests that 'dissident labourism' is stronger than one would have hoped at this stage.
Myth 1; "The pigeons of Trafalgar Sq are a health hazard."
But to whom ? There are no food factories, no hospitals and no residents in the area, (apart from Nos 10 and 11 Downing street...)
Myth 2: "Visitors to the Sq dont care about the pigeons" O, yes they do ! In fact, I have an old tourist guide from the 1950s, suggesting the pigeons are an ideal subject to photograph ! And can you cite any other attraction which is so free and non-profiteering ?
Myth 3; "Pigeons are vermin". In fact, they are a 'survival species', and while indeed SOME survival species are vermin, pigeons are NOT; they share more in common with say grey squirrels and white butterflies, all of which live in a sub-feral condition within human environs, and are the descendants of the carrier pigeons used to carry messages years ago.
I suggest that Livingstones irrational obsession with these sad creatures is less of a 'policy' and more of a symptom of the general decline in political thinking that seems to have set in in recent years. taking a wild guess, It may be part of a scheme to turn over Trafalgar Sq to corporate interests (well ? everything else has been)
Why precisely he decided to waste time on such a pointless, vindictive exercise is a mystery. However, the odd silence and lack of criticism among the radical thinking sector suggests that 'dissident labourism' is stronger than one would have hoped at this stage.
Myth 1; "The pigeons of Trafalgar Sq are a health hazard."
But to whom ? There are no food factories, no hospitals and no residents in the area, (apart from Nos 10 and 11 Downing street...)
Myth 2: "Visitors to the Sq dont care about the pigeons" O, yes they do ! In fact, I have an old tourist guide from the 1950s, suggesting the pigeons are an ideal subject to photograph ! And can you cite any other attraction which is so free and non-profiteering ?
Myth 3; "Pigeons are vermin". In fact, they are a 'survival species', and while indeed SOME survival species are vermin, pigeons are NOT; they share more in common with say grey squirrels and white butterflies, all of which live in a sub-feral condition within human environs, and are the descendants of the carrier pigeons used to carry messages years ago.
I suggest that Livingstones irrational obsession with these sad creatures is less of a 'policy' and more of a symptom of the general decline in political thinking that seems to have set in in recent years. taking a wild guess, It may be part of a scheme to turn over Trafalgar Sq to corporate interests (well ? everything else has been)
W S Derfty
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if pigeons are vermin, what are humans?
20.06.2002 16:21
but it's trash that we create..... their supposed 'vermin' tendencies are a by product of our society...
they might sh*t a lot and rats might spread disease, but their impact on the environment is minute compared to humans'
kev
indeed. remember the hitchcock film
20.06.2002 16:38
W S D
Feral pidgeons / fat cats
20.06.2002 21:38
bee eater
extermination of ze flying ratz
20.06.2002 23:59
buddcheesygeegolly
disease mania
21.06.2002 08:20
woodie
pigeonfest
21.06.2002 13:17
beer and chips
One relatively humane way to give them a hint
21.06.2002 15:17
Tory B Liar
Pigeon trouble in Trafalger Square
17.03.2004 10:54
Lucy
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