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Socialist "Wankers" Party

hahahehehoho | 24.05.2002 13:30

A humourous site about the Socialist "Wankers" Party.

Q. Who are we?
A. We are are all middle-class students who honestly believe we are doing something for the proles (well, at least in term time, but when we're at home with our mumsies and daddies we're good students studying for a degree to get a splendid job as a director with pater's business).

Wherever the evil racist nasty nazi National Front appear to spread their pro-British propaganda we will be there to smash them off the streets (when there are 40 of us and two of them).

We appeal for all workers to buy our weekly newspaper Socialist Wanker and require £15 per week for full membership to our party (the fee is kept low so even the lowest paid can be part of the revolution).

Q. Have you joined us yet?
Remember: YGAEL GLUCKSTEIN FOUGHT AND DIED FOR YOU - A WORKER TO THE END!

hahahehehoho
- Homepage: http://www.redwatch.org/swindex.html

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WARNING!!!

24.05.2002 14:30

Redwatch in its own words "is a site designed and intended for people who are involved in White Nationalist politics in the UK." It is run by a bunch on neo-Nazi shits, not a bunch of anarchists taking the piss out of the SWP. Do not get involved with them. Do not support them.

Consider yourselves warned.

Disillusioned kid


Now, the problem with the SWP

24.05.2002 14:47

is not their purported sexual habits (as in the title!) but the fact that they exist to divert and confuse the working class or whatever revolutionary movement is around.
Their bizarre theory of State capitalism , where the USSR 'equalled' the USA, was disingenuous, because it forgot to include the UK too. this is a compromise of convenience, for the SWP relies on support from the labour party which is of course, absolutely complicit in British imperialism. (that goes for the lefties as much as Blair). Moreover, such ideas were around even in Trotskys own day, and he decisively rejected them ( see Burnham, Djilas, Etc).
The SWP renounces Trotsky while claiming to deify him; they sieze on a few wrong predictions he made at the outbreak of WW2 as excuse to write-off his entire analysis of the times (See 'In Defence of Marxism', 'Revolution Betrayed' Etc) when in fact these slips are common: All the major political thinkers have made such mistakes, including Marx ! Trotsky insisted in these final years that the collapse of the USSR (no matter how 'bad' it was) would bring about something much, much worse, and anyone living in Konigsberg or Vladivostok may tend to agree. The SWP make the same deliberate mistake with China, now. If the relics of Maoist China collapse, the result may not be within contemplation.... defend China, and all the surviving socialist regimes.

Me Again


Warning about the SWP!

24.05.2002 15:05

The branches must be kept small enough, that if the need arises, they can be flooded to force the party line, and kill all independent thought. Current actions will not be discussed, branches are kept too small to do anything anyway. All planned actions are sent down from central office, to the branches. There can be no room for debate in the SWP, a truly democratic organisation, following the path of Chairman Mao.

The Branch structure is a clever way of socially engineering the party so we can force out those showing symptoms of independent thought, which does not conform to Leon Trotsky's ideals of a Fourth International, and so they don't infect others, or to isolate them, so they don't spread this evil cancer, while they are being reindoctrinated.

THIS SHOWS THE UNDEMOCRATIC NATURE OF THE SWP! SOCIALISTS SHOULD STEER WELL CLEAR OF THEM!

steelgate


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24.05.2002 15:19

If indymedia isn't a paltform for fascists can someone take this crap off - I enjoy taking the piss out of the SWP as much as the next person, but fascist propagandists can fuck off.

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