Her Maj and her grovelling supporters were said to be seething with rage, that her Majs Jubilee launch of celebrations to praise and sycophantly bow down before Royalty and those of pure blue blood stock in humble adoration and servitude, were scuppered as news of the Mayday protests relegated her Majs grand launch of herself to the bottom of the news pile. Prince Phillip was heard to mumble 'those bloody peasants are revolting' through grited teeth as he watched as her Majs jubilee launch was barely mentioned on the main news of the day.