There was a bloke from the SWP
Said: "I’m more superior than thee
You’re all inferior
While I am superior.”
Then he tripped and fell on his knee.

There was a guy from the Sex Pistols
Who owned some New Age crystals
He held one with his thumb
Stuck one up his bum
In order to learn how to whistle.

The President of the USA said
“This army must be led.”
He said: “Follow me, men,
We will beat them again
Just as soon as I get out of my bed.”

There was a white man from Brixton
Who prayed the BNP would win
Now he’s cleaning pavements
For Birmingham Asians
Boy, have they got it in for him!

A highly trained plane-spotting spy
Was caught - so he started to cry
The Greeks said: “You are a failure
From here to Kalamata.”
He said: “Yes, but I try and I try.”

The folks in Buckingham Palace
Bear nobody harm or malice
They just steal from you and me
And don’t give a pee
For the rest of the human race.

Ali G is a racial stereotype
Riding high on media hype
One day we’ll all see
That he’s no longer funny
Then he’ll just have to learn to type.