This website contains an hilariously satirical look at the "War against Terror" (TM), as this example demonstrates.

Also, on a more personal level, I would just like to add:

"Bush, or Bomber-Monkey, as you will become better known, you are a big disappointment to me - so I herewith revoke your 'Bomb-fuck-outta-whomsoever-you-please' privelidges, and anoint Mr. Ozzi Bin-Laden as my New World Policeman; now get your monkeyass the hell off of my planet !!"