Dear Mr Sharon
As my most active representative on earth - with a clear commitment to my mission statement of creating conditions there to match those of my domain I congratulate you.
I especially commend you for firing on the birthplace of that nuisance child in Bethlehem. However , you are being a bit too wimpish about destroying it all. This would upset all the Christians who - thankfully - you have already upset considerably - especially the ailing Polish Pope.
Your actions have also stung those Muslims in your area.
Even better is the fact that some of your own Jewish people have questioned their faith due to your actions.
I can not express my gratitude enough so I am now bringing forward that very important meeting we arranged when you signed your contract with me.
You will be pleased to note the confirmation of your one way ticket to meet me for eternal discussions on your marvellous work.You are requested to join me IMMEDIATELY ( and unlike Mr. Bush when I say it I mean it).
WELCOME TO HELL
Mr. S.Atan (Proprietor)