Under the new leadership of Chief Cuntstable Colin Crapporn, and after debriefing from the FBI, in response to the alleged break in at Castlereagh Special branch HQ, we were instructed to beat the crap out of any working class left wing catholics, espeacially women as theyre easy targets, becos these troublemakers are trying to pore scorn on our line of investigation into the castlereagh break in, as well as insinuating that it was actually Special branch themselves who in trying to get rid of incriminating evidence surrounding their own activities decided to fabricate a so called break in, resulting in the disappearence of the incriminating evidence. We also were instructed to beat the crap out of working class protestants, becos at the end of the day theyre irish too, and most of the newly appointed PSNI top jobs have gone to English ex special branch pigs, like myself. Its great to be able to come over here after being kicked out of the English pig force and be able to really beat the crap out of poor working class irish protestants and catholics. Its a great job, oink, oink