In a brief statement from Washington D.C. this afternoon, President Bush announced a new reach in his so called war on terror. He declared that new measures will be obtained to punish "practical jokers, satirists and all non-Bushtians". The Liberal-Comedians-Guild (LCG)of the USA were immediately up-in-arms at this news. A spokesperson for the LCG rebuked this new statement from Bush, saying that his members were essentially good humoured and will weather this storm. The spokeperson, Roni the Clown added that "everyone knows G.Dubya makes great material for my members and they will continue to capitalize on this huge resource". On a serious note though Roni the Clown added that the world needed to show Dubya what peace and love could be, as most of his role models have let him down.