I can't make up my mind whether I'm glad she's dead or not. On one hand I can finally put up all the "Queen mum: Good riddance" stickers I've been stockpiling for the last 2 years, but on the other hand, I'm already pissed that the Channel 4 documentary about the Falklands War has been cancelled and that's probably the first of many half decent programmes that won't be shown over the next week.
''The Queen Mother. . . now that's a serious piece of wizardry. The Queen Mother is a lot older than people think. To be honest, the Royal Family hasn't died for a longtime, they have just metamorphosised. It' s sort of cloning, but in a different vvay. They take pieces of flesh and rebuild the body from one little bit. ...The Queen Mother is Chief Toad of this part of Europe.....Don't think of the Queen Mother and Queen Victoria as different people. Think of them as the same person, which after a while has had to change its coat'
-Therapist Christine Fitzgerald in conversation with D Icke.
All the British House apparently have jewel encrusted goblets to drink the blood from the symbolic female 'grail' and a symbolic dagger to give it a bit of a stir. Arizona Wilder then went on to describe the appearance of the British Royal family when they have underwent the shape shift.
The Queen mum is 8 feet tall, with a snout, and fangs. All have a long tongue with hair-like protrusions - with claws for hands and feet. They have scales and these seem to disappear into one another, this, more pronounced on the back. Some have vestigial wings, all have a tail usually kept curled which is whipped about when agitated.
The Queen Mum has a beige belly and more darkly speckled and mottled brown from the head and spine. The body has protrusions running down the spine. The eyes are large and round, protruding, varying in clour from beige to yellow to yellow green - with a black vertical slit for a pupil - the eyes can be hooded. Charles apprently has two large protrusions just above where his human ears are.
The Queen [Liz II] is much darker, all over much more homogenous in marking, where the colours gradually and smoothly change to the head, tail and back
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Death knell for the royals
30.03.2002 18:06
I'm going out to get pissed.
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Hmm
30.03.2002 18:07
Lemming
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Hooray
30.03.2002 18:22
the peeps
Mourn not - sh'e coming back. Be very afraid!
30.03.2002 20:06
-Therapist Christine Fitzgerald in conversation with D Icke.
dh
Too right Lemming
30.03.2002 20:10
Claire the Librarian
Claire the Librarian
RIP -Returning In Perpetuity, Chief Toad.
30.03.2002 20:39
dh
More touching memories on this sad day
30.03.2002 21:12
The Queen mum is 8 feet tall, with a snout, and fangs. All have a long tongue with hair-like protrusions - with claws for hands and feet. They have scales and these seem to disappear into one another, this, more pronounced on the back. Some have vestigial wings, all have a tail usually kept curled which is whipped about when agitated.
The Queen Mum has a beige belly and more darkly speckled and mottled brown from the head and spine. The body has protrusions running down the spine. The eyes are large and round, protruding, varying in clour from beige to yellow to yellow green - with a black vertical slit for a pupil - the eyes can be hooded. Charles apprently has two large protrusions just above where his human ears are.
The Queen [Liz II] is much darker, all over much more homogenous in marking, where the colours gradually and smoothly change to the head, tail and back
dh
Carrying on the traditions
30.03.2002 21:37
Carrying on the traditions
dh
Over the fucking moon !!
30.03.2002 22:43
But did she really die today or are they using this storey to cover up the massacres to come in Palistine ?
Yippee
spring equinox
31.03.2002 00:07
dh
The Blood Never Dries
31.03.2002 01:40
Empress
The Queen is set to abdicate
31.03.2002 01:48
Duke