Corporate newspaper, the Observer, has followed the lead of Reclaim the Streets publications like Evading Standards and Financial Crimes to unleash its own version of satire on the events of September 11th. An excerpt: "Twelve days after the collapse of the World Trade Centre, amazed rescue workers uncover an entire office floor that is still doing business...'We were still sitting at our desks when we landed in the rubble', said one dealer. 'I actually completed three transactions on the way down.'"