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Obituary : 50 fags and two bottles of gin a day!

Benny Jond - Royal Court Correspondent | 09.02.2002 20:49

On a sad day as today Benny Jond speaks to the real people the people of the East End, who love the Royal family and here are some of the responses, which you may find very moving, but real. Unlike Diana the little upstart, Margaret really did connect with the People.

Obituary - Princess Margaret

"That lot are so far up their own arses, could you blame her for doing fifty cigs and two bottles of Gin a day".
Silvia at Tesco's checkout.

"She will be sadly missed by us all. She was one of our own, common as muck".
East End barrow Boy.

"The press all hated her and hounded her around the Caribbean, when she were chasing a bit of rough, so what, its er business, got fuck all to do wif anyone else"
Charlene the Barmaid Hackney Pub.

"Lets face it if my sister Janet was the Queen and I weren't, course we would fucking well row, it be one big fucking almighty boxing match"
Lollypop lady Bethnal Green.

I once served her when I was a waiter up west, and she was a nasty cow. She complained about the cleanliness of the silver. So I said. Listen love you are not in Buck house now, so why don't you just fucking button it before I fuck you out the door. It were well worth getting the sack for".
Vinney the waiter Shoreditch.

She once went to a Girl Guide camp with us in 1958, and I battered fuck out of her when no one was around. Could you blame me, I was from Poplar and she was from, from. Where do they live? Yes Buckingham Palace.
Maureen at the O.A.P day centre

Benny Jond - Royal Court Correspondent

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Dead Royle

09.02.2002 22:45

I heard one of the Royle family was dead and I thought, Oh Shit! Not Ricky Tomlinson. Fortunately, my banjo playing pal is still with us. What a pity it wasn't Paul Foot. I had him in a double with Tony Cliff, but he let me down.

Ronnie.


The Royle Dad

10.02.2002 03:08

Hey Ronnie didn't you hear ? Ricky Tomlinson supported them Socialist Alliance lot and Socialist Labour Party in the 2001 general election. Don't know which one he voted though. So keep ur eye out, he might be on a soap box near you this May..

Gumbert


royal parasite down

10.02.2002 10:24

well,well.poor old mageret,i just hope the people of mustique are celebrating,considering ,they were cleansed from their island to allow our parasitic leeches like mageret and her wealthy cronies,a playground .
ronnie you really are on the side of the right.a major enemy of the people dies ,and you can still find a gap to slag of swp!!!wake up ass_hole

republican bliss


Royal Family my arse!

10.02.2002 11:27

Yes I know Ricky supported the Stalinist Labour Party. He sent them a pile of dosh. Still, I rate the man as a modern day Olivier, only with a banjo.
Yes, it's also true that I'll find almost any excuse to have a dig at the SWP, so, not to let anyone down this time, Alex Calnicos, what a prick. He never gets the ale in when it's his round. Harman told me this a while ago after a SWP meeting entitled 'The Trotskyist Contribution to the Spanish Revolution'. The meeting lasted about five seconds.

Ronnie.


God Kill Them All

10.02.2002 12:02

I was in a bad mood. Depressed... Then I saw that Princess Margaret died! Now I feel happy!!!

Maniac


Boo Hoo!

10.02.2002 20:00

Shame it wasn't the Queen Mum! But then Alien lizards do live longer!

Rich