Obituary : 50 fags and two bottles of gin a day!
Benny Jond - Royal Court Correspondent | 09.02.2002 20:49
On a sad day as today Benny Jond speaks to the real people the people of the East End, who love the Royal family and here are some of the responses, which you may find very moving, but real. Unlike Diana the little upstart, Margaret really did connect with the People.
Obituary - Princess Margaret
"That lot are so far up their own arses, could you blame her for doing fifty cigs and two bottles of Gin a day".
Silvia at Tesco's checkout.
"She will be sadly missed by us all. She was one of our own, common as muck".
East End barrow Boy.
"The press all hated her and hounded her around the Caribbean, when she were chasing a bit of rough, so what, its er business, got fuck all to do wif anyone else"
Charlene the Barmaid Hackney Pub.
"Lets face it if my sister Janet was the Queen and I weren't, course we would fucking well row, it be one big fucking almighty boxing match"
Lollypop lady Bethnal Green.
I once served her when I was a waiter up west, and she was a nasty cow. She complained about the cleanliness of the silver. So I said. Listen love you are not in Buck house now, so why don't you just fucking button it before I fuck you out the door. It were well worth getting the sack for".
Vinney the waiter Shoreditch.
She once went to a Girl Guide camp with us in 1958, and I battered fuck out of her when no one was around. Could you blame me, I was from Poplar and she was from, from. Where do they live? Yes Buckingham Palace.
Maureen at the O.A.P day centre
"That lot are so far up their own arses, could you blame her for doing fifty cigs and two bottles of Gin a day".
Silvia at Tesco's checkout.
"She will be sadly missed by us all. She was one of our own, common as muck".
East End barrow Boy.
"The press all hated her and hounded her around the Caribbean, when she were chasing a bit of rough, so what, its er business, got fuck all to do wif anyone else"
Charlene the Barmaid Hackney Pub.
"Lets face it if my sister Janet was the Queen and I weren't, course we would fucking well row, it be one big fucking almighty boxing match"
Lollypop lady Bethnal Green.
I once served her when I was a waiter up west, and she was a nasty cow. She complained about the cleanliness of the silver. So I said. Listen love you are not in Buck house now, so why don't you just fucking button it before I fuck you out the door. It were well worth getting the sack for".
Vinney the waiter Shoreditch.
She once went to a Girl Guide camp with us in 1958, and I battered fuck out of her when no one was around. Could you blame me, I was from Poplar and she was from, from. Where do they live? Yes Buckingham Palace.
Maureen at the O.A.P day centre
Benny Jond - Royal Court Correspondent
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Dead Royle
09.02.2002 22:45
Ronnie.
The Royle Dad
10.02.2002 03:08
Gumbert
royal parasite down
10.02.2002 10:24
ronnie you really are on the side of the right.a major enemy of the people dies ,and you can still find a gap to slag of swp!!!wake up ass_hole
republican bliss
Royal Family my arse!
10.02.2002 11:27
Yes, it's also true that I'll find almost any excuse to have a dig at the SWP, so, not to let anyone down this time, Alex Calnicos, what a prick. He never gets the ale in when it's his round. Harman told me this a while ago after a SWP meeting entitled 'The Trotskyist Contribution to the Spanish Revolution'. The meeting lasted about five seconds.
Ronnie.
God Kill Them All
10.02.2002 12:02
Maniac
Boo Hoo!
10.02.2002 20:00
Rich