Speaking in the House, Mr Yllatot Suirups demanded to know just how much control Dilbert now has on the Cabinet at No. 10.
"What we know about Dilbert is sketchy; he is part of a large corporation. Nobody knows exactly what it does, but Dilbert is known to have an interest in esoteric elctronic components and particle research. His close associate has actually talked of taking over the entire world, and has considered floating Junk-bonds to finance it. I demand a meeting with His Excellency to discuss the matter, urgently."
The Primordial Minister replied: "These allegations are two-dimensional and I refuse to be drawn on it. I deny any link to Dilbert's ideology, and I cannot meet the MP opposite. I always avoid meetings with time-wasting morons."