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Super-Pretzel is on the run...

Chairman of Pretzel Fanclub | 14.01.2002 17:01

Stay tuned as we continue our coverage of the war against the pretzel

FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitive - The Pretzel
FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitive


Attempt to assassinate American President George Walker Bush, while the later was peacefully watching a football game.


THE BRETZEL


Photograph of Bretzel
Date of Photograph Unknown
Aliases: The Pretzel, Brätzeli
DESCRIPTION


Date of Birth:See packageTaste:Salty
Place of Birth:Cookie FactoryAdded flavours:Cheese
Height:Depending on baking time
Nutricious Facts:See label on back of package
Remarks: Tastes best with a pint of beer. Known to be highly addictive and shapeing some of the world's nicest bodies.
CAUTION


The Pretzel is known to have willfully assassinated President Walker Bush, while the later was peacefully watching the Baltimore-Miami NFL game on TV and enjoying a can of beer. He is known to be a member of the dangerous "Cholesterol-Connection", a mean killing machine that knows no pity - neither for the rich nor the poor.

CONSIDERED SALTY AND EXTREMELY RICH IN COLESTEROL


IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PRETZEL, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.


REWARD


The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of the Pretzel. An additional $2 million is being offered through a program developed and funded by the Pretzel Baker Union.


January 2001

Chairman of Pretzel Fanclub
- Homepage: www.multimania.com/manuelfischer/pretzel.html

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Power to the Pretzel

14.01.2002 17:41

The irony of the pretzel is so sweet.

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WE MUST GET HIM ( I ment the pretzel... didn't I say pretzel)

07.02.2004 00:36

WE MUST FIND THIS PRETZEL FIEND, OH GOD WILLING IT IS NOT A SUPER PRETZEL, THEIR EXTRAORDINARILY BAZAAR EXTRA TERRESTRIAL POWERS THIS WOULD BE TOO MUCH FOR US! WHERE IS THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER WHEN WE NEED HIM THE MOST? OH OF ALL THAT IS WHOLESOME AND BREAD LIKE I ASK YOU TO COME TOGETHER IN OUR SOCIETY'S TIME OF NEED AND GET THAT PRETZEL!!!
Thank You, I hope you have considered what I said and realize how we must all work together
Sincerely,
Vanessa

Vanessa
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