Skip to content or view screen version

"Prince Harry in rehab" claims News of the World!

Jack the Hack | 12.01.2002 22:24

Harry takes a turn for the better!

The News of the World is reporting that prince Harry has spent time at a rehab in Peckham, South London "after his father found out he had been "smoking pot on a daily basis and drinking excessively" and that it was near to affecting his health!
They say: Ooh, poor Harry, still struggling to deal with his mothers "tragic" death.
Our survey says: Hurry-up and get on the crack Harry yer little fuckin parasite!

Jack the Hack

Comments

Hide the following 5 comments

come on

13.01.2002 01:40

he may be a royal but his education is such that he won't realise he is a "Parasite". I condemn the idea of a royal family, however their is little point in calling him this.

f


PECKHAM!!

13.01.2002 11:30

They might as well give him crack intravenously!!

why


why bother posting info from news world

13.01.2002 13:38

from independent on sunday 13th jan

`the incidents are reported to have happened last june.....he visited the rehab centre for what was intended to be a short sharp shock.......`prince harry came for a COUPLE of hours on a day in late summer and talked to several people in recovery, heroin and cocaine addicts mostly`.

Good to know prince charles is a fan of Chris Morris.

UN


Common people

14.01.2002 13:17

We all know the aristocracy is snorting half Afghanistan's heroin up their noses and smoking most of the weed from Morocco. It's about the only thing they do for the world's poorest countries.
However, it's remarkable that the parasitic little gormless toff Prince Harry was allowed to go to Peckham at all. If this happens too often, Harry might end up getting a real job and mix with real people instead of being a member of the biggest family of spongers in history. I guess it would help him in the long-run - he'll end up escaping the guillotine when the revolution comes.
As for the bitch queen and her fucked-up kin, off with their dopey heads!

Googoogajoob


Harry Pot-head

14.01.2002 15:23

He's his father's son, whoever that might be...........

Grinch