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Great Dictators Endorse The Walk For Capitalism

@lex | 27.11.2001 20:47

Come and join the fun. Dress up as your (least) favourite dictator or capitalist, bring a banner demanding the right to turn third world babies into pig-feed (or somesuch) and MARCH. Portray the capitalists as the murderous, inept, corrupt, apathetic, thick **** that they are in front of the public and (corporate) media. Cant be there tho :-(

What is the PLANET weblink, btw???

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walk over others for capitalism

27.11.2001 21:35

walk over your fellow man march for the right to own a 250HP
300kph motor car why not have a matching pair one for the wife. why bother marching bring your car and drive over 'em.

should be easy enough to knock up some amusing flyers to mislead the sheeple ...

lord of the manor


EEEEE----ARRRR!!!!

27.11.2001 22:31

y'know wot i say should be done.
i say a 'counter-demo' pisstake thing should be held called 'dive aid'. Dive aid will highlight the dive into oblivion, the dive that people goin on the 'march for capitali$m' are taking. Or a march called' march for the rich biggoted bastards' where people all dress up as 19th century capitalists with monocles and top hats, that have whips. and there should be a line of people in front of them wearing rags with dirty faces who are the poor people who are being whpped.....a bit ott & childish but u get the point
Or, on the other hand it could be hi-jacked SWP style.

sum1sumwhere


heeheehee

28.11.2001 14:35

"What do we want? The ersoion of civil liberties! When do we want it? now!!!"

How about a demo to ban the right to protest!

"Protect us from ourselves now!"

I was going to run in the students elections unde rthe following manifiesto:

1. All lessons must be conducted in Latin
2. All staff must wear appropriate robes
3. Means tested segregation of the Halls of residence
4. prefects to police the student union

Sadly, no one saw the humour of it...

mustermann


Placards unseen.

21.09.2003 09:56

Hooray for downsizing!
Hooray for the dot com boom!
You work weekends so we don't have to.
Our stock is more important than your family.
Work harder - trust fund babies need new SUVs.
Boeing proves Capitalism works!
HMOs prove Capitalism works!
Enron proves Capitalism works!
Excite@Home proves Capitalism works!
Your CEO makes 500 times what you do.
Sharing is for commies.
Child labor = huge profits
The more efficiently you work the more of you we can lay off.
First we pollute your water then we charge you to drink it.
First we give you cancer then we charge you for the cure.
Capitalism - because you love telemarketing.
Capitalism - because you love commercials.
Capitalism - because you love spam email.
Legalize crack so we can profit off it.
You = fired. Us = rich.
When we find a way we'll charge you for air.
Poor consumers don't count.

DJEB