Cannabis moved to low security prison
  Following many years of campaigning on its behalf cannabis is finally being moved to a low security wing of its prison. Although glad to be away from many of its 'hard' and dangerous fellow criminals its present company is far from illustrious.
"At least they're not so dangerous as that last lot" confessed cannabis. Valium tends to go around in its own little bubble. Slimming Tablet is really nice looking but vain and its well out of my price range to get her pimped by a Harley street doctor. Some of those  Anabolic Steroids look a bit rough and that GHB(the date rape drug) gives me the creeps, I swear the f*****s undressing me with his eyes", Cannabis went on to explain.