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What the President really meant to say folks, was...

George Bush | 24.09.2001 13:50

Excuse me...

America,
I feel that, in my last address to you, I didn't make myself very clear. Please forgive me and read the following text. Thankyou.

"I'm afraid I have some news concerning the present situation and your futures, people. You are being slowly enslaved by the global elite via your government, the corporations which dominate your lives, and the mass propaganda machine that is the media.

I appologise for any inconvenience that this may cause you, but am confident that this will comtinue without hindrence because you dolice, lazy and impotent morons are incapable of organizing yourselves to seize and eventually disolve all power and create the free, peaceful world you obviously don't want to live in. A world based on sustainability, mutual aid, and true love for your fellow people of the world.

Go back to sleep America, your government is in control like it's never been before".

God Bless America

George Bush

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