Thankyou Exposer for having the foresight and courage to bring those sad and pathetic "jokes" to our attention.
I just don't what it is with these people.
I myself heard two men talking on the bus and saying that it was a bad day for women pilots, or some other such nonsense.

I like the hotdog one, I'll have to remember that one! Jesus, take everything so seriously! Personally if I was killed in some extrodinary way I'd want people to get a good laugh out of it.

The only bad thing about these jokes is that someone who is related to the victims could hear, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

These are the first two jokes I have heard on this subject. All other vicious disasters have them, but not this one, apparently. I guess what with the Echelon spying system, people are a bit afraid to upset Uncle Sam.

rationally and reasonably i know these jokes are sick but i cant help but find some quite funny. all those in the WTC dont know about it, will never know about it, and now they will never have to endure their stupid jobs any more. i wonder how many people really really feel grief and how many are acting through emotional correctness. if your own life isnt actually affected its far too hard to have a genuine emotional response. as far as i am concerned this whole thing has nothing to do with me. obviously id like not to die but if WW3 is coming then i hope we all die. 5000 years of civilisation and we still act like fucking cavemen. the planet would be better off without us

steve has got it right we have just about fucked up the planet and we are such stupid arseholes that we sit by and watch a grinning clown telling us he is going to get the
evildoers it's one big fucking joke and we are the butt end of it. not only do they expect to believe the bin laden fairy stories we are expected to go out and beat up some
muslims or other dark skinned turban wearing people .

by the way did anyone catch the names of any top people
killed in the CIA (guided) terrorist attack or were top people not travelling that day ???
if anyone hears of any real proof that bin laden was in anyway connected to this bullshit please publish it ,
i didn't hear a single word even about eveidence linking
him to it . sure ... make some jokes at least we can die
laughing ....

there are always jokes about terrible disasters made by people. Is this an attempt to distance it from themselves or to help them come to terms with it? in fact I know someone studying psychology i'll get back to you some time on this but can't promise when. the regions of the brain controlling crying and laughing are closely linked - i know that much. perhaps this happens due to some spill over effect. people laugh till they cry now and then and perhaps when unable to cry due to an events remoteness from themselves humour emerges unwarranted.

On a recent internal flight in the States two of the passengers were removed from the plane, which was waiting to take off, returned to the gate and detained for making the comment “this the one bound for the White House, right?” Quite how two people can make the same comment simultaneously is not clear but police were able to find traffic warrants against one of them and arrested him for that. This was picked up by the San Jose Mercury News columnist Gary Richards who published the men’s names in his paper.
Many people deal with anxiety by making jokes about
their fears. It is human nature. However, that apparently is no longer acceptable conduct.

why get excited about jokes?

I think they're wicked! Just plain wicked! Wicked, man!

er... yeah I don't think jokes are illegal, as such.

When I was 10, I was going on holiday with my family and at the security check, the woman asked us if we had anything electronic in our bags - a routine question. I interjected "there might be a bomb". I was trying to be funny. I was 10.

The woman looked sternly at me and said "Don't you say things like that young man or you won't be going anywhere".



The point is that if you make jokes about hijacking, then if they decide to arrest you it's because they're genuinely worried that you really are going to hijack the plane. It's not because they think you have irredeemibly bad taste, it's because they think you're a security risk.

Then again maybe it's because the yanks have no sense of humour.

yeah every time i try and tell Americans the one-
Q WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE AN INSTANT DISLIKE TO AMERICANS?
A CAUSE IT SAVES TIME LATER ON
they cant see the humour in it
and for gods sake dont try sarcasim with them

No intentions to upset anybody with this list! The BBC certainly had something very different in mind when they took all these songs (and many more) of air. What can you say, livfe is sometimes nothing but a farce written by the most serious people. * take care everybody..

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A: AC/DC, ‘Shot Down in Flames,’ ‘Shoot to Thrill,’ ‘Dirty Deeds,’
‘Highway to Hell,’ ‘Safe in New York City,’ ‘TNT,’ ‘Hell's Bells’ , Ad
Libs, ‘The Boy from New York City’, Alice In Chains, ‘Rooster,’ ‘Sea of
Sorrow,’ ‘Down in a Hole,’ ‘Them Bone’, Alien Ant Farm, ‘Smooth
Criminal’, Animals, ‘We Gotta Get Out of this Place’, Louis Armstrong,
‘What a Wonderful World’.


B: Bangles, ‘Walk Like an Egyptian’, Barenaked Ladies, ‘Falling for the
First Time’, Fontella Bass, ‘Rescue Me’, Beastie Boys, ‘Sure Shot,’
‘Sabotage’, Beatles, ‘A Day in the Life,’ ‘Lucy in the Sky with
Diamonds,’ ‘Ticket to Ride,’ Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da’, Pat Benatar, ‘Hit Me
with Your Best Shot,’ ‘Love Is a Battlefield’, Black Sabbath, ‘War
Pigs,’ ‘Sabbath Bloody Sabbath,’ ‘Suicide Solution’, Blood, Sweat &
Tears, ‘And When I Die’, Blue Oyster Cult, ‘Burnin' for You’, Boston,
‘Smokin' ‘, Brooklyn Bridge, ‘Worst that Could Happen’, Arthur Brown,
‘Fire’, Jackson Browne, ‘Doctor My Eyes’, Bush, ‘Speed Kills’.


C: Chi-Lites, ‘Have You Seen Her’, Dave Clark Five, ‘Bits and Pieces’,
Petula Clark, ‘A Sign of the Times’, The Clash, ‘Rock the Casbah’, Phil
Collins, ‘In the Air Tonight’, Sam Cooke, ‘Wonderful World’,
Creedence Clearwater Revival, ‘Travelin' Band’, Cult, ‘Fire Woman’.


D: Bobby Darin, ‘Mack the Knife’, Skeeter Davis, ‘End of the World’ ,
Neil Diamond, ‘America’, Dio, ‘Holy Diver’, Doors, ‘The End’, Drifters,
‘On Broadway’, Drowning Pool, ‘Bodies’, Bob Dylan, ‘Knockin' on Heaven's
Door’.


E: Everclear, ‘Santa Monica’.


F: Shelly Fabares, ‘Johnny Angel’, Filter, ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’, Foo
Fighters, ‘Learn to Fly’, Fuel, ‘Bad Day’.


G:Peter Gabriel, ‘When You're Falling’, Gap Band, ‘You Dropped a Bomb on
Me’, Godsmack, ‘Bad Religion’, Norman Greenbaum, ‘Spirit in the Sky’,
Green Day, ‘Brain Stew’, Guns N' Roses, ‘Knockin' on Heaven's Door’.


H: Happenings, ‘See You in September’, Jimi Hendrix, ‘Hey Joe’, Herman's
Hermits, ‘Wonderful World’, Hollies, ‘He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother’,
Buddy Holly & the Crickets, ‘That'll Be the Day’.


J: Jan & Dean, ‘Dead Man's Curve’, Billy Joel, ‘Only the Good Die
Young’, Elton John, ‘Benny & The Jets,’ ‘Daniel,’ ‘Rocket Man’, Judas
Priest, ‘Some Heads Are Gonna Roll’.


K: Kansas, ‘Dust in the Wind’, Carole King, ‘I Feel the Earth Move’,
Korn, ‘Falling Away From Me’, Lenny Kravitz, ‘Fly Away’.


L: Led Zeppelin, ‘Stairway to Heaven’, John Lennon, ‘Imagine’, Jerry Lee
Lewis, ‘Great Balls of Fire’, Limp Bizkit, ‘Break Stuff’, Local H,
‘Bound for the Floor’, Los Bravos, ‘Black Is Black’, Lynyrd Skynyrd,
‘Tuesday's Gone’.


M: Dave Matthews Band, ‘Crash into Me’, Paul McCartney & Wings, ‘Live
and Let Die’, Barry McGuire, ‘Eve Of Destruction’, Don McLean, ‘American
Pie’, Steve Miller, ‘Jet Airliner’, Megadeth, ‘Dread and the Fugitive,’
‘Sweating Bullets’, John Mellencamp, ‘Crumbling Down,’ ‘I'm on Fire’,
Martha & the Vandellas, ‘Nowhere to Run,’ ‘Dancing in the Streets’,
Metallica, ‘Seek and Destroy,’ ‘Harvester Or Sorrow,’ ‘Enter Sandman,’
‘Fade to Black’, Alanis Morissette, ‘Ironic’, Mudvayne, ‘Death Blooms’.


N: Rick Nelson, ‘Travelin' Man’, Nena, ‘99 Luft Balloons/99 Red
Balloons’, Nine Inch Nails, ‘Head Like a Hole’.


O: Oingo Boingo, ‘Dead Man's Party’.


P: Paper Lace, ‘The Night Chicago Died’, John Parr, ‘St. Elmo's Fire’,
Peter & Gordon, ‘I Go To Pieces,’ ‘A World Without Love’, Peter, Paul, &
Mary, ‘Blowin' in the Wind,’ ‘Leavin' on a Jet Plane’, Tom Petty, ‘Free Fallin'‘,
Pink Floyd, ‘Run Like Hell,’ ‘Mother’, P.O.D., ‘Boom’, Elvis Presley,
‘(You're the) Devil in Disguise’, Pretenders, ‘My City Was Gone’.


Q: Queen, ‘Another One Bites the Dust,’ ‘Killer Queen’,


R: Rage Against the Machine, all songs, Red Hot Chili Peppers,
‘Aeroplane,’ ‘Under the Bridge’, R.E.M., ‘It's the End of the World as
We Know It’, Rolling Stones, ‘Ruby Tuesday’, Mitch Ryder & the Detroit
Wheels, ‘Devil with the Blue Dress’.


S: Saliva, ‘Click Click Boom’, Santana, ‘Evil Ways’, Savage Garden,
‘Crash and Burn’, Simon & Garfunkel, ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water’, Frank
Sinatra, ‘New York, New York’, Slipknot, ‘Left Behind,’ ‘Wait and Bleed’,
Smashing Pumpkins, ‘Bullet with Butterfly Wings’, Soundgarden, ‘Blow Up
the Outside World,’ ‘Fell on Black Days,’ ‘Black Hole Sun’, Bruce
Springsteen, ‘I'm on Fire,’ ‘Goin' Down,’ ‘War’, Edwin Starr, ‘War’,
Steam, ‘Na Na Na Na Hey Hey’, Cat Stevens, ‘Peace Train,’ ‘Morning Has
Broken’, Stone Temple Pilots, ‘Big Bang Baby,’ ‘Dead and Bloated’, Sugar
Ray, ‘Fly’, Surfaris, ‘Wipeout’, System of a Down, ‘Chop Suey!’.


T: Talking Heads, ‘Burning Down the House’, James Taylor, ‘Fire and
Rain’, Temple of the Dog, ‘Say Hello to Heaven’, Third Eye Blind,
‘Jumper’, Three Degrees, ‘When Will I See You Again’, 3 Doors Down, ‘Duck
and Run’, 311, ‘Down’, Tool, ‘Intolerance’, Tramps, ‘Disco Inferno’.


UVWXYZ: U2, ‘Sunday Bloody Sunday’, Van Halen, ‘Jump,’ ‘Dancing in the
Streets’, J. Frank Wilson, ‘Last Kiss’, Yager & Evans, ‘In the Year
2525’, Youngbloods, ‘Get Together’, The Zombies, ‘She's Not There’.

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Actually, we think you are very funny.

Jokes about WTC are only black humour.
Anyhow the americans are selling any stuff related with the disaster and the towers, this is pathetic!!!