One of the worlds most notorious terrorist, Tony Blair, is to visit NYC later today to pay lip service, cry crocodile tears and show solidarity with his partners in crime, George Bush and Osama Bin Laden.

Blair, wanted for the terrorist attacks which crippled the former Yugoslavia two years ago told journalsits and other agents of the state before he boarded his plane that he "was not satisfied with last weeks five thousand deaths" and vowed to "cause the maximum disruption" and death he could muster.

When challenged on his atrocious human rights record, the PM claimed that it was "all in good taste."

Mr Blair was also questioned about how he felt about the Afghan peasants facing death as a result of his inevitable terrorist strikes to which he replied that he "couldn't give a fuck for those dirty smack growing monkey fuckers."

His visit is expected to last no longer than a few hours, as he never stays in the same place for more than half a day to assure he isn't arrested for his horrific crimes.

Reuters