In late breaking news it has been reported that the new country of East Timor, which vilently broak away from its protective overlord of Indoneasia, has invaded Austrailian pride by allowing the asilum seakers sanctury.

The Austrailians clame that only a very rich country would be able to house and feed such a vast number of refugies and as such they can't see why East Timor, one of the poorist countries in the world, would want such a publisity coup.