Anyone who has checked the list of items confiscated during saturday nights raid will have very quickly come to the conclusion that the cops were all looking to open a lost property office, or their cappucino's had been spiked with ketamin. They did manage to find a piece of a pick axe handle and a few hammers, in the whole complex apart from that the most offensive things they could turn up was a selection of swiss army knifes and few plastic handled kitcken knifes..
phones, address books and a massive list of various personal items which very quickly starts getting ridiculous, As you get further down the page it starts getting serious monty python . with shades of "brandish that banana" !!! ..

good nighty