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Blunkett, "Take those masks off please" (in te U.K.)

za | 21.07.2001 17:06

Unconfirmed reports have David Blunkett, notorious loony Methodist Minister, masquerading as a blues singer and national politician thereatening to bring new legislation to forbid the wearing of masks on demonstrations, with those found guilty subject to massive fines £1000. (The fines wil of course be passed onto Clare Short to use as part of her support fund for International development in developing countries.

Unconfirmed reports have David Blunkett notorious loony Methodist Minister, masquerading as a blues singer and national politician thereatening to bring new legislation to forbid the wearing of masks on demonstrations, with those found guilty subject to massive fines £1000. (The fines wil of course be passed onto Clare Short to use as part of her support fund for International development in developing countries. )
(He really did say this and is an example of the profound thinking going on behind the scenes in New Labour. "Tough on Crime Tough on the causes of crime" (masks)
It is not just a joke!)

za

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  1. Mask Loophole — Michael L Smith
  2. Blundering Blunkett — Krusty the Clown
  3. EH ? — DELILAH
  4. who's hiding? — Tom
  5. I has that bad joke up my sleeve — za