Has anyone thought of forming a group of Jedi knights to fight Star Wars and Darth Bush's Death Star missile defence? We could turn up at the US embassy dressed as Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Yoda or Chewy and fight the marines using our light sabres and the power of the Force. Let's face it, they were freedom fighters against the evil Empire and the dark side (capitalism). Hell, why not form an ewok brigade to compliment the Tuti bianche / Wombles?
May the force be with you, fellow Jedi knights!