'Oil On Mars' Probe Creates Worries That The VP Really Is THAT Fucking Stupid
Deivid's Thang | 29.06.2001 22:58
Vice-president Dick Cheney announced today that he would be heading a brave new resource assessment committee that will probe the possibility of beginning US oil drilling on the planet Mars by as soon as 2003.....
Vice-president Dick Cheney announced today that he would be heading a brave new resource assessment committee that will probe the possibility of beginning US oil drilling on the planet Mars by as soon as 2003. He called the energy committee "a crucial part in solving the number-one priority to our nation's welfare. Though the vice-president would never be able to actually go into space himself due to persistent health problems, he did jovially admit, "If I could have the mayonnaise and bacon sandwiches and the moon pants, you bet I'd be in that space shuttle."
However a team of scientists are arguing that Mr. Cheney has grossly missed the point, basing his impulsive announcements on satellite data that only suggests there may be possible pools of open water at the Martian poles....
If you think you can handle the TROOF and would like to read the rest of this smashing report you must go now, immediately, to www.saviorass.com.
However a team of scientists are arguing that Mr. Cheney has grossly missed the point, basing his impulsive announcements on satellite data that only suggests there may be possible pools of open water at the Martian poles....
If you think you can handle the TROOF and would like to read the rest of this smashing report you must go now, immediately, to www.saviorass.com.
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Nothing's Sacred
30.06.2001 15:23
Bug-Eye
so bush isn't just a pretty face.
30.06.2001 18:00
trotsky
Good luck Mr. Cheney
01.07.2001 12:08
beachcomber
I just might vomit
14.01.2004 17:35
A. Gorilla