NEEEEOOOOWWWWW.... DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA BOOM...

LAUNCH FOOT AND MOUTH BOMBS! EVERYONE WITH AIDS EJACULATE NOW! WE WILL DESTROY THE DEMOCRATIC G8 WITH THE MOST PREPOSTEROUS WEAPONS IN HISTORY! HAHAHAA!

Can I quote you on that last comment?

I'm a total fuckwit, a lazy journalist with only a passing acquantince with logic and even reality, come to think about it. I'd like to quote you as an 'Anarchist Leader' in our odious little rag. Ideally, we'd like a picture of you that we can doctor.

We short of real news stories right now, despite all that's happening in the world. We're also short of brain cells, as are our readers. Typically, our readers have an IQ of around 12. We need stories that are lurid, demonstrably nonsense, risibly over-the-top so that we can scare the shit out of the stupid little proles that read our excuse for a pamphlet.

If you're interested in being monstered by us, please contact me at Facist HQ.

TTFM.